One of the greatest book ideas of this or any century...

is Hot Chicks with Douchebags.


You can also find pictures like the one above on the internet. Go ahead. Do a Google search. I'll wait.
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See? It's hilarious! I would like to add an entry of my own:

Ha! Look at this toolbox with that stone fox. Wait a tick...I...think I've...seen...this guy...before.

My stars! That's Houston's right field heartthrob, Hunter Pence.


Hunter Pence is also on my list. He's in the Corey Hart category of players I hate, but I'm not exactly sure why. It's probably because he's so doofy looking.