This year will be different. I'll get distracted by something else. Let's see if I can make a run at five posts before I just give up.
At any rate, here I am on opening day...watching on ESPN. For christsake Miami's new stadium is absolutely annoying. I understand that loud colors are in Latino heritage, but come on. The lime green walls are irritating. ...and what the crap is with the monstrous sculpture thingy in the outfield.
...there's a lady hanging upside down in the stands of the outfield...
That's it! I'm done. I wonder what else is on.