Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The definition of douchebaggery... this photo.

I find it hilarious that supposedly A-Rod had a thing for Canseco's ex-wife while they were still married. On one hand, I can't say that I blame him. Have you seen Jessica Canseco!?! On the other hand, take one more look at the picture to the left and tell me in all honesty that you would want to venture where this guy has gone before. I'm not sure if I could live with that... Seriously, he looks like a beefed up version of Menudo.


Captain Awesome said...

Before you even have a chance to see this, Runningman, I would like to apologize. I'm truly sorry for defiling our brand new blog with this photo of Jose Canseco. Nonetheless, I had to make a point.

Runningman said...

I accept your apology, but...its like I don't even know you any more. Menudo...really?

Captain Awesome said...

OK, I am a little ashamed for referencing Menudo, but hear me out. I really didn't want to offend the Hispanic population as a whole. My malice was aimed at a very specific group, the Hispanic douchebags. I have nothing in my vast stockpile of slurs to poke fun at Hispanic douchebags except a Menudo reference. I know this is a severe weakness in my snarky humor. I will work on that.

P.S. I would give this post a "Menudo" tag, but I really hope the subject does not come up again.