"This is the time of year when Americans make a sincere effort to care about the World Series, which determines which baseball team will be the champion of the entire world, except for the part of the world located outside the United States and southeastern Canada." - Dave Barry
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Captain Awesome's leading lady has agreed to become Mrs. Awesome.
Captain Awesome likes speaking in the third person.
Captain Awesome thinks it makes him sound important.