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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Mike Piazza is retiring...
...so, let's hear the final word. Is he gay or not?
I will save my verdict until after I hear from everyone else, but if you are on the fence (so to speak) just read this. That should set you straight (pardon the pun).
Ok...so nobody bit on the Mike Piazza post. Therefore, I will throw in my two cents. Anyone, and I mean anyone, that has to hold a press conference to tell everyone that they are not gay is definitely gay. For all you non-gay readers of this blog, think about calling up the media and telling people that you aren't gay. How awkward is that? Yeah. Now you know what I'm talking about. In my book, Mike Piazza = gay.
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Ok...so nobody bit on the Mike Piazza post. Therefore, I will throw in my two cents. Anyone, and I mean anyone, that has to hold a press conference to tell everyone that they are not gay is definitely gay. For all you non-gay readers of this blog, think about calling up the media and telling people that you aren't gay. How awkward is that? Yeah. Now you know what I'm talking about. In my book, Mike Piazza = gay.
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